a fine line between method actor and schizophrenic

nicholas cage is a rare form of actor. he becomes the role, living and breathing as the character he's taken on. he's a god among men, really. this post is dedicated to nicholas cage and the things he has said, and might say in the future. The first list will be just for the things he has said, or screamed.

*"HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"

*"Step away from the bike."

*"Not the bees!"

*"I keep seeing their faces... burning."

*"THE CAVES WON'T SAVE US."

*"Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!"

*"Bitches! You bitches!"

*"Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"

*"Look... stairs."

*"Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?"

*"FUCK DUFFY. FUCK HIM!

*"Shoot him again, his soul is still dancing."

*"What are those fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?"

*"I'm wearing $55 Swiss cotton underwear right now and you expect me to jump in that shit?"

*"He sprouted antlers like a gazelle!"

and this is a list of things nicholas cage could perhaps say in the future.

*"I SEE THE CHILDREN AND I KNOW THEY'RE AT PLAY."

*"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat seeking panther."

*"Yeah, that's a true story."

*"I'm not your typical FBI agent- I listen to Bob Denver, dammit."

*"Well, you want to stay at my apartment?"

*"You'll turn into a pustule of emotion that explodes into a festering cesspool of depression."

*"Rock solid... 100% rock solid."

*"I come from a long line of robbers and highway men in Italy. Killers, too."

*"I've sold guns to every army but the Salvation Army."

*"NEVER SHUT THE DOOR ON SHOCKERS."

*"THERE IS NO SMELL, GOD DAMMIT."

this list is subject to change.